Oh?

*sits on the couch*

Ego: Why are you sitting here?

Chow: Because I'm not standing there.

Ego: Why are you lazy?

Chow: Because I'm not hardworking.

Ego: Why...

Chow: I'm here because I'm not there. I'm alive because I'm not dead. I'm this therefore I'm not that. There is no reason for anything.

Ego: Then who are you?

Chow: I don't know.

Ego: Where are you going?

Chow: I don't know.

Ego: Where are you now?

Chow: I'm here. I'll always be here.

Ego: Why here?

Chow: Because not there.

Ego: ...

Chow: You idiot. You think you can just come here and ask me silly questions? Go away. I am not interested in wasting time with you.

Little quotes

The greatest achievement is selflessness. The greatest worth is self-mastery. The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest precept is continual awareness. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything. The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. The greatest magic is transmuting the passions. The greatest generosity is non-attachment. The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind. The greatest patience is humility. The greatest effort is not concerned with results. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go. The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances. - Atisha ...

Whats the secret?

Chow: Oh man this soup is good... what did you put in it?

Old man: Oh you like it? Go on, have more!

Chow: Oh you bet I will, but I want to learn how to make this stuff... I mean, this is good shit!

Old man: Hahaha! I've never heard of shit being good, but if thats what you think, then... *smiles*

Chow: You gotta teach me how to make soup this good. What do you put in it?

Old man: Hm?

Chow: Whats in it that makes it so good?

Old man: Nothing...

Chow: Nothing?

Old man: Nothing at all... ^_^